Wednesday, 27 January 2010

Finally, after years of intense speculation, the identity of 'Banksy', the very well known Graffiti Artist and Social Commentator has today been revealed EXCLUSIVELY at TheSpoof.com World Famous Website and Loony Asylum.

He is in fact, none other than C**** J****, a writer for the Satire and Parody web site... TheSpoof.com ...which is nice.

Being mentally unstable, one of Mr. J**** other selves was the one to leak this sensational news to the Media, via the medium of the very website he first came across two months ago, whilst taking time off from Arty Farty Templating.

He did this a few days after the inaugeral playing of his new film 'Exit Through The Gift Shop, Not The Rusty Bullet Hole' as the films full title should be. The BBC News web site

had covered the story here. The Film was first played at the 'US Sundance Film Festival Twenty Ten' and opens in the UK on the 3rd of March 2010. It's Great. I have of course seen it......

'Banksy is known for teasing his audience, toying with authority, and continually pulling the wool over people's eyes to stage unexpected stunts.' is a quote from the article, which earily matches the description of The Spoof writer C**** J****,who has now come out of the Subverted Subways 'n' other wanky manky places to grass himself up.

"This actually doesn't get us any further at all," commented a clever person. " as we don't know who C**** J**** is either. All we are left with is another Alias to look at in total Awe and Wonderment. 'Banksy Spoofs The Spoofers' will go down in history. I am glad I am part of it." the anonymous person continued...

"It is about time everybody realised that this is the same person. The clues where always there. He has always used cleverly worded phrases in all his works. On becoming a Spoofer, he continued using his Artistic Skills in the same manner as his other Masterpieces, making all his Spoofs the 'Prettiest, most Sarcastic and Thought Provoking' available. This makes total sense."

Both Banksy and C**** J**** were unavailable for comment, as they are allegedly both together, working on another new scheme to: